me: brb, gotta pee.
12:32 AM me: i'm out of toilet paper!
>_<
Matthew: NOOO
me: Did you know blood can be fibrous?
Matthew: this is the worst
...and it just got worse
me: And sometimes, sometimes, there's a long string of blood just...hanging from your vagina?
12:33 AM when you go to the bathroom
nods
Matthew: I'm gonna go be a baby and pass out
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